SCFL SEASON SIX

You thought your life was so easy, didn't you? Sitting there on your computer, wasting the summer away checking your Hotmail and ordering shoes off of various discount footwear websites? Not a care in the world, just sitting in front of your AC unit, wondering if your life has maybe gotten to the point where you could own a domesticated animal of some sort and provide it a reasonably happy life.

Well think again, Buster. You forgot about one thing.

You forgot about the only sporting tradition that has ever mattered in your life, the thing that sucks up all your time and energy every fall, destroying all your relationships with other people and turning you into a manic, obsessive, violent, bloodthirsty, inconsiderate, degenerate madman. The thing that makes you feel like a real person for once in your life. That thing that makes you feel like God.

The Swim Club Football League. And it's back. The draft takes place a week from Wednesday at 6:30 PM ET. If you didn't get an invite, go to this website: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/614476 and use the password "buttso" to join.

Last year's Buttso Bowl winner: Josh Schultz (Stefan 2nd, Tristan 3rd)

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