
ENCOUNTERS WITH VAIL:
HOUSE RULE: YOUR JOB AS A U OF M STUDENT IS TO SLEEP AT NIGHT AND ATTEND CLASSES AND STUDY DURING THE DAYTIME. DIRECTLY ABOVE THE COMMON AREAS ARE SLEEPING AND STUDY QUARTERS THAT STUDENTS PAY GOOD MONEY FOR WHICH ARE AFFECTED BY THE NOISE LEVEL IN THE COMMON AREAS.
THEREFORE, ALL COMMON AREAS OF THE HOUSE MUST BE CLEARED FROM 10:00 P.M. THROUGH 8:00 A.M. SUNDAY THROUGH THURSDAY AND FROM 12:00 MIDNIGHT THROUGH 10:00 A.M. FRIDAYS AND SATURDAYS. FAILURE TO OBSERVE THESE QUIET TIMES WILL RESULT IN EXPULSION FROM THE HOUSE AFTER TWO WARNINGS. “EARLY TO BED AND EARLY TO RISE MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.” - BENJAMIN FRANKLIN, FOUINDING FATHER, AMBASSADOR TO FRANCE, INVENTOR AND PUBLISHER, IN “POOR RICHARD'S ALMANACK”
HOUSE RULE: HEADPHONES MUST BE WORN WHEN COMPUTERS, RADIOS, ETC. ARE USED IN COMMON AREAS SO THAT OTHERS MAY CONVERSE QUIETLY WITH ONE ANOTHER. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN A $50 FINE PER INCIDENT.
HOUSE RULE: YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED TWO TIMES AND DAYS A MONTH TO CLEAR ALL COMMON AREAS OF TRASH. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN A $200 FINE PAYABLE AT ONCE. ACCRUAL OF THIS DEBT FOR ONE MONTH WILL RESULT IN EXPULSION FROM THE HOUSE FPR BEING AN IRRESPONSIBLE SLOB.
HOUSE RULE: THERE IS NO EATING OR DRINKING IN THE LIVING ROOM. YOU ARE PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR REMOVING YOUR PERSONAL ITEMS AND TRASH FROM ALL COMMON AREAS. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN A $25 FINE PER ITEM PER INCIDENT. ACCRUAL OF $150 OR MORE IN THESE FINES WILL RESULT IN EXPULSION FROM THE HOUSE.
ALL FINES ARE PAID INTO A PIZZA PARTY FUND FOR WEEKLY PIZZA PARTIES ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS AND SUNDAYS.